tell me something you're ashamed of.
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Not finishing an assignment yesterday, that I could've finished yesterday, so that I now need to finish that today before I can watch the latest episodes of One Piece and Hunter X Hunter. Also that I'm posting this and procrastinating in the process...
Also that I care about ^and don't just live my life completely without regret.
Also that I didn't find NG back in 99.
what were you doing yesterday that made you not finish the assignment?
Hrmm, commenting on newsposts...
What I have posted here. If people I know IRL found out about this account...my god...
I tell people I know IRL about my internet ramblings but only if they apply to conversation.
once when I was like 8 my friend chad and I assaulted my brother with tennis rackets and then somehow my brother got in trouble for it
It's probably because Zack was high on meth at the time.
on the last day of 8th grade a girl asked if I wanted to come over to her house after school because her friend "had a guy already" and I completely forgot about it at the end of the day
You missed yo chance
in 5th grade I somehow found myself the charismatic leader of the "anti gay squad" with like 5 other kids at my command and basically all we did at recess was prevent a feminine black kid named Donnell from setting foot on the playground, instead forcing him to wander around the kickball field
you were a double agent
In the 4th grade chad and I were playing with toys and shit and I accidentally sat on and broke a toy motorcycle that had been given to chad by our other friend who died but chad didn't notice, so when he eventually did he assumed he'd broken it without noticing and I just agreed
man fuck that kid
oh god why
you're an awful being
I am now posting this comment... completely without shame! :D
you got on dat assignment and made it yo bitch-like.
I'm hanging out on NG instead of preparing for my two tests and lab notebook check this week.
Also, half of Jester's stories so far make him sound cooler, so what's up with that?
Jester is as cool as his generic name lets him be. So not very.
boo fuck off
mi luv 4 u
I stabbed my little brother because he was being an insufferable prick.
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