Alright guys, I wasn't on NG yesterday or early today because I got to spend the night in a psych ward. I'll tell you the whole story.
So, I was making some very NG-esque jokes and quoting American Psycho at school, making it very obvious that I was joking and that I was quoting a movie, and apparently that put some kids off, because they told their parents. Who called the principal. Who called the cops. Who semi-arrested me during me eating dinner. Basically I got sent to a psych ward due to these jokes and ended up spending the night there, because I got there at 10PM.
In the morning, I got to stick around with the other kids there, and they were all pretty cool. Eventually at some point in the evening I got to get my psych analysed, which was when the psychiatrist figured out that I was normal-ish. She asked me very oddly specific questions, such as about James Holmes' shooting up the DKR screening and what I thought about it. At the end of the test she decided to let me out that day, which was today, by the way, I just got back. So my dad picked me up and here I am, tested and not psychotic, according to the test results.
Also, the reason I couldn't leave is due to the Baker Act, which basically means that the hospital was my prison until a doctor decided I was fit to leave.